Monday, February 15, 2010

internet struggles

I believe that the Internet has made life easier in some cases but it can very be frustrating in other cases.

take for example the fact that most school or universities communicate via the Internet to their students or lecturers. its problematic when the network is down and there is limited time to when the work has to be in (work that is done and handed in electronically). its more frustrating when you decide to be diligent for that moment in time when it fucks out.

just have to stick it out right....that really sucks!

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Die Antwoord - hyper contemporary mix and match jabberish gibberish...

what do you know about Die Antwoord? Die antwoord Afrikaans for the answer is a zef rap-rave crew from Cape Town. The crew includes, Ninja, Yo-landi Vi$$er and DJ Hi-Tek. their music is a mixture of anime, afrikaanse rap and nonsense( i would call them) but catchy lyrics.

Ninja was in many weird rap groups before Die Antwoord: The Orginal Evergreens, Max Normal , Fantastic Kill, and Total Confusion on Planet Phunk to name a few. Then one day NINJA tapped into his inner zef and discovered DIE ANTWOORD.

note to myself: i remeber back in the days and being at rhodes University, the band Max normal performed at the Suit( now closed). we used to jump up and down to the "super evil" lyrics. now recently coming across Die Antwoord and reading the interesting facts about Ninja as noted above, the penny drops....i thought he looked familiar. well anyway, here are more intereting facts about the Die Antwoord that might interest you funs or non-funs of the group....

Yo- landi the only female member of the band gets her mom to cut her hair, but she gets her hair dyed at SCAR HAIR. Yo-landi says: It's always important to remember your roots.
I was wondering where that hair came from. i actually thought that at some point she wears a wig.

the next fact is straight from their website so dont think that i am swearing at you. :-)
This next fun fact is dedicated to all the confused retard people out there who hate DIE ANTWOORD but can't stop watching their interweb videos every single fokkin day of their boring lives. DIE ANTWOORD put Puma & Jagermeister logos onto this next-level interwebsite because Puma gives DIE ANTWOORD free clothes and free shoes and Jagermeister gives DIE ANTWOORD free dop. Puma and Jagermeister did not give us money to make DIE ANTWOORD. DIE ANTWOORD was created from nothing using alot of blood, sweat and tears.

Ninja likes Dolfins. awe sweet....i know someone that hates ducks!

Yo-Landi likes sexy boys with no front teeth.

DJ HI-TEK likes his PC Computer.lol

ZEF is a unique South African term that has been around for fuck knows how long. This term was made famous 10 years ago by a next-level interwebsite called WatKykJy.com. once again, i am not doing the swearing ... _ o0


NINJA, YO-LANDI and DJ HI-TEK started DIE ANTWOORD because of WAT KYK JY?lol

JACK PAROW is DIE ANTWOORD'S duk gang$ta kung-fu panda chommie.

The 1st time NINJA saw JACK PAROW'S fat rap cap he got goose bumps.

YO-LANDI rocks more bling than C3PO.

YO-LANDI's best friend is KIMPOSSIBLE who lives in Mitchell's Plain. nice...sounds like a nice lesbian couple. oh and incase you wondering about that comment, i am very straight.

DJ HI-TEK is a shape-shifting alien from another dimension. you dont say....

NINJA does not sit like a doos with a koki pen and draw every single one of his tattoos on in the exact same identical place every time he has to be in a photo or a music video or a rap show you fuckin idiot, or wait...maybe he does. Jissis!

DIE ANTWOORD are busy blowing up faster than the speed of light because they are the freshest, most futuristik rap-rave crew in the world.

DIE ANTWOORD raps for the Chosen Ones. the answer for the chosen ones....where are those F...en aliens?

Anyone who doesn't like DIE ANTWOORD is a poes.